Could you imagine putting one of these in a Christmas stocking? Want to tell someone to kiss your ash? Looking to add some zing to your Halloween party? Available year round, so you never have to go without.

You can always whip the old boy out when you want to get out of that bad date, spice up a boring funeral or just freak someone out. We don't suggest you snort this, it might gum up your sense of smell.

Packed in it's own test tube container (yes it's a real one, too) even if you don't eat it, just leave it out and watch how people react to it.

Price is for two tubes. And that's a good deal!