Have you recently been dumped or divorced? Got a boss you can't stand? Want to send a message to the other woman or man or? Wan't to tell the IRS what you really think of them?

Here's your chance to get even by sending dead flowers. We will ship them anywhere in the US. Flowers will vary, some will be roses, we will also include weeds! We can even also do a custom order if you want.If you are really mad at someone ask us about our cow dung special! Please note that we DO NOT ship flowers anonymously. We also will not send any threatening messages or messages that could be construed as terroristic.

As we individually design each bouquet please allow one week from the time you order as we custom dry our own material using a preserving process that creates a better dead flower.. We can do roses, flower bouquets and pretty much anything you want.

For an additional fee we will deliver, in our tux, your dead flowers to your recipient in the DFW area and we will sing your message to them. Please call us at 972 504 6666 to arrange in person delivery. We have also gotten on commerical flights and flown your package to your recipient and sung to them, but you do have to pay the air fare and hotel if we have to stay over. And yes we have a great singing voice. Some of our hits include "Your sister Rose is dead they shot her in the head" to the tune of "I Could Have Danced All Night "and "Deck the Halls with parts of Molly" to the tune of Deck The Halls. We write our own songs often and even compose our own music.

We've discontinued our Dead Flowers delivery service, while it was fun to do for a number of years we've pulled the plug on it as it's just not fun for us anymore.